The innocence of children

Once a child asked his pregnant mum '' what is that in your belly mum'' she replied '' it's your brother darling'' ,the second day a teacher asked the boy if he has any brothers but the boy replied'' yes I had one but mum swallowed him''

funny joke

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

Anger

A man sought advice from the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) . The prophet (PBUH) said to him

“Don’t be angry”, the man repeatedly sought for more advice and the prophet (PBUH) repeated, “Don’t be angry” [Refer to Bukhari]. Now, it is scientifically and medically proved that anger as a form of human reaction affects human heart. It increases the rate of heart beating to an abnormal or unnatural state and consequently increases the blood pushed in the blood

vessels .and increases the probability of blood pressure and heart attack

sought:طلب
(PBUH):صلى الله عليه وسلم
human reaction:رد الفعل البشرى
heart beating:ضربات القلب
blood vessels:الاوعية الدموية
blood pressure:ضغط الدم

proverbs امثال واوقوال

Absence makes the heart grow fonder


or

Out of sight..out of mind

البعد يزيد اللوعة او البيعد عن العين بعيد عن القلب .

A man is known by the company he keeps.

المرء علي دين خليله .

A drowning man will clutch at a straw.

الغريق يتعلق بقشه .

A burnt child dreads the fire.

اللي اتلسع من الشوربة ينفخ في الزبادي .

snake's lover

Once there was a snake while he was crossing by, he found another snake crying , he asked him ''What's up'' he replied '' I can't see well'' he told him ''umm easy you can wear contact lenses'' ....The second day as he was passing by, he found the same snake crying ,he asked ''why are you crying this time'' the snake uttered in agony'' because I discovered the one I used to love for 20 years is a HOSE"