The innocence of children

Once a child asked his pregnant mum '' what is that in your belly mum'' she replied '' it's your brother darling'' ,the second day a teacher asked the boy if he has any brothers but the boy replied'' yes I had one but mum swallowed him''

funny joke

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

snake's lover

Once there was a snake while he was crossing by, he found another snake crying , he asked him ''What's up'' he replied '' I can't see well'' he told him ''umm easy you can wear contact lenses'' ....The second day as he was passing by, he found the same snake crying ,he asked ''why are you crying this time'' the snake uttered in agony'' because I discovered the one I used to love for 20 years is a HOSE"